'Sharir wakehi budhdha ho, par mann budhdha nahi hota.' Aab mard o ka gehna bhi acchi laagegi aurat o ke haath mein. 'Yeh toh hona hee tha'. 'Roti khaa jaaye saaiyaan, dhakka laagaye saaiyaan, phir hookah fulaaye saaiyaan'. Gubbarey ke ahemiyad pataa chalta, toh saayed gubbare ke tarah itni baar nahi phultey. 'Matlab, abhi daadi ne ek blue film dekhi.' 1975 mein, Bharat Sarkar ne kiya van mein bahut logon ko BANDI; phir janasankhya niyantran karne ke liye, kiye hain NASBANDI. Doctor toh aab doctor naa raha. 'Aaj tak toh haaste hee aaya hain.' Dekh bhai Faaruk, badal raha hain aab hawaa ka rookh. 'Har baar ki tarah, ish baar bhi Sachin jaawega.'
Welcome to Sector 42, Chandigarh ! Chandi maata ka ghar hain yeh Chandigarh. Let us go to flashback ! Acchi khelegi, toh tum logon ki chhori o ko acchi sarkaari naukri milegi. 'Tum dono khaane mein kya khaate ho !' One won the Gold medal and the other one, the Silver Medal. The queen of Alwar felt impressed. Welcome to the Royal Palace of Alwar, a royal place of Rajasthan. Mrs.Tomar and Mrs.Tomar were the chief guests. Kaala chasma dono ne hain PEHNI; sirf sharaab hee nahi, sab ne piya hain neebu PAANI; chup chup ke chalti rahi yeh kaamyaabi ki KAHAANI. Even Miss Tomar and Miss Tomar started winning medals. Time has come for Seema and Shefali to join the national camp.
They told the truth ! Ziddi hain yahaan ke MARD; aur aurat sahe naajaane kitni saari DARD. The soldier of the Indian Army understood the rural women's pain. 'Ghar mein hee panchayat bulaaya jaaye !' Shooting camp burned down ! Who fired a bullet ? 'Kuch nahi, 'Mother India' chal raha tha.' Permission granted but not to Chandro and Prakashi. The King and the Queen of Alwar helped the doctor to setup a training centre again. How many times I have TOLD; that, nothing satisfies me better than winning a medal of GOLD ! 'Oh ! Baby, Gold ! Gold ! Gold !' Who was not selected in what ? 'Khushi se khelo !'
Too emotional to hit at the right spot. Medals jeetenge toh, toh dono jeetenge EKSAATH; Jai aur Veeru jaise hee dosti hain inh do ladkiyon ki, sabbash, kya baat, kya BAAT. Ultimately, the female leader of the Tomar family counterattacked the Sarpanch. Oye ! Tomar Tauji jaise logon, sambhaalo apni apni PAGRIYAAN; badal rahi hain yeh duniya, tez raftaar se daud rahi hain sab, aur charh bhi rahi hain tarakki ki SEERIYAN. Who won the Silver Medal in which international event ? Apni umar ki hisaab tu kabhi naa RAAKH; dil mein agar ho josh aur zid, toh banegi teri bhi "SAAND KI AANKH".
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