Sunday, April 12, 2020

ANGREZI MEDIUM !!!

'Rajasthani hain humlog, woh uth jaisa stamina hain hamara.' 'English Channel hain, yeh koi TV Channel nahi, ke remote se hee paar kar jaaoge.' Confusion hain bhai, confusion hain ! Seedhe zindagi ki yeh kathin chaal hain. 'Chahe woh log kitna bhi angrezi boleich, desh toh humroich mahaan hain.' Welcome to Udaipur ! Meet our confused Champak ! Unfortunately, his wife, Rashi died. 'Phir se confusion ! Maa badu, ke baap badu, ke dost badu, kai badu !' 'Ek zindagi meri, anek khwaeesha'. 

Tarika kept on dreaming and really took it so seriously. Who is the original Ghasiteram ? 'Firangi Babu, Ghasiteram ka dhaanda toh mithe se hain, par wafaadaari namak se hain.' In the Champak Bansal Vs Gopi Bansal, which Mr. Bansal won the rights of 'Ghasiteram' Brand ? 'Daaru pee ke mera bhai kabhi jhooth nahi bolta hain.' 'Tu bhai hain mera.' She came 4th but can go to Truford University of London as Anmol is going to join IIT. 

Riswat mein, Gopi se Rolex ghadi leta hain aur honesty ki baat karta hain, kya Judge hain bhai. Accha ! yeh Judge hee Principal ka pati hain. No problem ! Challenge accepted ! Gali ka Bradman, Bablu ko 6% commission milego. 'Koi case toh nahi hain'. Karo affidavit sign, hatao yeh sab case ka chakkar. English is a very funny language, though the word, 'Medicines' and 'Drugs' are sometimes quite synonymous. 'Arrey ! Woh ketchup nahi, aachaar hain.' Advait took Tarika to his house. 

Gajju booked two tickets to Dubai ! 'Gajju toh bhai hain par Tony bhai nahi hain.' After 18 years of age, youngsters of London have a tendency to do part time jobs, as they regard themselves as a burden for their parents. Maybe, that's why, there are so many oldage homes in London. 'Uska bhi heelegi, hamari bhi heelegi, dono ka heelega toh hilna cancel, seedha goli mathey pe aake laagegi.' No air, no water. 'Yeh video game nahi hain.' Change your identity and go to Counter No.6 only. 

'Inshallah ! Boys played well !' 'Pakistan team ki itni boori haalat hain pata nahi tha.' Abdul Razzak and Saqlain Mushtaq became good friends of Mrs. Kohli. Taru ran after status and was talking about high living quality. Even Naina also had some bad times with her mother. Indians have a perception that Indians live so well in London, but, actually, it is just the opposite. Money is not everything, without love and friendship, life has no meaning. Bablu got bailed out. 'Mere partner ko chorh, aapne maa ko bacha le.' Birthday party inside the hospital ! 

Time for donation to book a seat. Kahaan se aayega itna paisa. Oh ! Chandiram bought the brand rights of 'Ghasiteram'. 'Tu ne hee bola tha bechne ke liye.' What did Taru decide ultimately ? 'Main bhi wapas aa raha hoon India, tang aa gaya hoon mein, yeh kutte ki zindagi jeete jeete.' Why Chandiram became angry again on Bansal brothers ? Jai Ghasiteram Todarmal Bansal ! Joh desh Hindustan ko loot ke aamir banaa, ussi ko aur jyaada aamir kai banaaye, apno desh ki mitti mein kai nahi hain badiya badiya school aur college, aur woh bhi ekdum "ANGREZI MEDIUM" !

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