Engineering college mein acche se padhai nahi kiye ho kaa; isiliye saayed 'Swades' ka 'Mohan Bhargav' banne ka mil raha hain mauka ! Bahut hee kam tankha milta hain ish naukri mein. Anyway, just explore the real rural India ! Welcome to Fulera Panchayat of Ballia district in Uttar Pradesh. Swuswagatam Sachiv ji. Brijbhushan Pandey ka hee dabdabaa hain gaaon mein, aakhir 'Pradhan-Pati' joh tehre. 'Itne jagah pe kyon baithte hain.' Who lost the key ! 'Nahi ! Talaa nahi tod sakte.' Vikash, the office assistant of the Panchayat Office broke the entire door. Prateek got a good job in a reputed company through campus placement of the engineering college. Only one option was left for Abhishek, that is, to crack the CAT exam. Prateek sent all the course materials or books for CAT preparation by post to Abhishek's office address.
'Chaar maahina ho gaya, issey bhooton ka pedh nahi dikhaaya.' 13 solar lights sanctioned, only the decision on the 13th solar light was pending. The Panchayat Secretary wanted to install the 13th solar light in front of his office to study for 3-4 hours at night. 'Isiliye woh pedh se bhooth ko bhagaana hoga.' 'Ek Science ke teacher ko bhooth dikhaayi deta hain.' Actually, the teacher was in a 'high' mood on that night. Brijbhushan and Prahlad spent three nights under that haunted tree ! Sab politics ka khel hain bhaiya.
Aaraam se padhai karne ke liye, le aaya Sachiv ji, ek chakkawala kursi. Simple objects are often seen in a complicated manner in rural India. Parameswar bhi toh Uttar Pradesh ka hee hain ! 'Sachiv ji; Pradhan ka baat nahi sunega.' Lo bhai gussa dila diya Dulhe Raja ko. The groom demanded the chair as a gift of dowry. Unlike in Government sector offices, in big corporate firms, Saturday and Sunday remains off. Therefore, in MNCs, their employees enjoy Friday nights as party nights. Prateek shared a Friday Night party photo where he was enjoying cocktails with beautiful marketing girls by his side. After seeing that photo, Abhishek also wanted to enjoy some beer on his own.
Its 9.20 AM means, it is almost noon in terms of villagers. 'Monitor gayeb huya hain, Computer nahi.' Brijbhushan scolded Abhishek and ordered to go and stay elsewhere. Prahlad, the Deputy Pradhan requested Abhishek to stay where he is. Police Inspector started investing in such a manner, that, Brijbhushan had to say, 'Aadmi ki pehchaan hain humein, yeh laparvaah ho sakta hain, par chor nahi.' The Inspector's interrogation compelled Abhishek to have emotional outburst. Uttar Pradesh ka gaaon hain yeh, yahaan akelepan bolke kuch nahi hota hain. Whatsapp group mein sirf boliye 'Hi'. 'Hi ka matlab High aur jaldi aaye.'
The District Magistrate has planned to create an awareness about population. 'Do bacche toh meetha kheer; usse jyada toh babasir.' The Panchayat Secretary has been given the task to paint the walls. Now, majority of villagers are having more than two children and felt offended by this slogan. 'Pataa nahi kyon, aaj humhre andar Sardar Patel jaag utha.' A leader has to take bold decisions to bring rapid changes in the society. Half a litre of Murrah Buffalo Milk per month costs around Rs. 750/-. CAT ke liye Passport Photo taiyaar karne gaye toh paresaan kiya Bablu aur Dhablu. Jung-e-maidan mein sirf jung jeetna hain, bhaarh mein jaaye aatmasamman. Talk with an enemy with enemy's language. Abhishek had to behave like a goon, though temporaririly, to deal with goons.
Dowry system is still a big problem ! Just Rs. 20,000 salary per month ! Is the lad brilliant and sharp ! 'Tum MBA ka exam crack kar loge.' 'Aapne hee jaat ka hain'. 'Akshay Kumar ke bete ke naam Aarav hain.' Aatmaram Vs Aarav ! Dekho dekho yeh do ungli, chuno chuno sirf ek ungli. Males had the last laugh ! In both the cases, the females said, 'Uuh !' Only 82 percentile ! CAT itna easy thodai hain. Vikash felt happy when Abhishek outbursted after two months of depression.
Aab Main road pe poster laaga diye ho, toh DM madam ka kya kasoor ! Sukhar karo ush din Manju Devi ne 'Jana Gana Mana' poora yaad kar ke, gaaya bhi hain sab ke saamne. Why Brijbhushan was humiliated and scolded by DM ? Did DM suspend Panchayat Secretary ? Will Manju Devi, the official Pradhan will take the real charge of the office from now on ? Prateek again gave the same lecture, 'Love your job, love the workplace where you are.' Barkhurdaar, aao kabhi paani tanki ke chaath pe ! Khubsoorat Panchi toh wahi pe dikhti hain bhaaya, sahi mein gajab hain yeh "PANCHAYAT".
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