12TH FAIL !!!

12TH FAIL !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN

'Imaandaari ke 3rd Division, beimaani ke 1st Division se jyaada khusi deti hain.' 'Haar nahi maanunga; kaal ke kapaal mein, likhta hoon, likhata hoon'. 'Phir jaa ke hum ko pata chala ki missing kya hain ? Motivation !' 'Saap-Siri khele ho kabhi, baas yeh hee hain UPSC'. 'Khaane ke paise hain nahi, IPS baanega.' 'Cheating chorhni hogi, baas.' 'Yeh ghuskhor o ko chappal nahi, goli maar deni chahiye.' Chambal ka ek chota gaon, naam hain Bilgaon. Bidhayak kare ghotala aur satyabaadi Kamlesh ko suspension letter mila. Nakal nahi hoyego, kyon ki Chambal mein aa gayo naya DSP, naam hain Dushyant. 'Photo lo re ish ki.' Ek chala jung larhne bhrastachar ke khilaaf. 'Khaali pet raheke jung larogi kya ?' Garib ka Rickshaw Vs Bidhayak ki Bus ! Corrupted cops are like a virus. The honest cop did the treatment. 'Sir, main aap jaisa banna chahta hoon.' Transfer toh ho gayo woh Police Officer ka, par uska woh baat Manoj ke dimaag mein baith gayo. 

After passing the B.A exam, he got a reward from his grandmother. 'Kharche ki chinta mat kario, aab bada Police Officer bann ke hee lauti.' Barua ki bhabhi chor nikli ! PCS got cancelled ! 'Sarkar hain bhai, kuch bhi kar sakta hain.' Swabhimaan aur bhukh ke beech ek jung chal raha tha. Par yeh Gwalior hain, yahaan har ek ka dil Raja jaisa hee hota hain. The restaurant owner was not in the mood to take any money for the food from the poor student. Pritam gave him a suggestion. Forget about all these State Government jobs, always try for the Central Government jobs. 'IPS baap hota hain DSP ka.' Welcome to Mukherjee Nagar of Delhi. Tutul took him to Gauri Bhaiya's residence. Even after losing, Gauri did not lose heart. 'Hamara nahi hua toh kya hua, tumhara toh ho jaayega.' 'Zero se kar restart.' Manoj cleared the Prelims exam. Gauri advised him to search for a good coaching center for the UPSC Mains Exam. 

Aaj khush toh bahut hoge tum Manoj ! Kaun thi woh ladki jisne naam pooch liya ? 'Abdul Kalam Saab toh street lamp ke nichey padha karte teh, mere paas toh poori library hain.' Bhale hee library chorh diya Manoj ne, bhale hee Shraddha chorh gayi usko, lekin kitaab padhna na chorha Manoj ne. Galat likh diye ho bhai, it was not 'Terrorism', it was written as 'Tourism' in the question paper. ' Daadi na raha, lekin woh vaada nibhana tha. 'Aagli baar aayego, toh Police ki wardi mein aayego.' Phir aa gayi Shraddha, Mussoorie se Delhi ! 'Thank you for being rude, pyar mohabbat ka time kahan hain.' Manoj failed to clear the UPSC Main exam in his third attempt. Pandey ji ko toh gussa aa gaya aab. 'Losers ke saath koi ladki rahena nahi chahta hain.' Lo Manoj Bhai, Shraddha ne toh 'I Love You' bol diya, aab duniya palat ke dikhao, yeh bhi ek motivation ee toh hain. 

Deep Mohan said that Manoj can never qualify the UPSC Mains exam. It is now the war between 'English Medium' Vs 'Hindi Medium'; it is the war between the rich and the poor. Gauri Bhaiya accepted the challenge. 'Yeh sirf tumhari ladhai nahi, yeh hum sab ki ladhai hain.' Restart now, this time 16 hours per day with a stopwatch. Manoj cleared the UPSC Mains exam and it was time for the final interview round. A little bit tensed ! A slight tension is always good for any personal interview round. In India, to crack an interview, you have to know the background of the interviewer because their personal preference always steps in while taking the final decision. Experience counts ! The old man suggested some tips and tricks. But, a guy who is bold, always speaks the brutal truth, it hardly matters, whether he gets selected or rejected in the personal interview round. Chitti mein likha tha, 'Will you marry me, Manoj ?' Personal life ka tension khatam, chahe chakki mein atta peese, ya IPS officer baane. 

Why in the year of 1942, Dr. Ambedkar said, 'Educate, Agitate and Organize'. Baash ! paani saaf honi chahiye, chahe woh steel ki glass mein ho, yaa knaach ke. Jahaan Japan, China aur Germany apne hee bhasha mein padha kar aage badh raha hain, toh Hindustan mein kya abhi bhi Hindi Medium Vs English medium chal raha hain. Communication is important, not the language. Suraj na sahi, lamp bann ke andhera dur karoonga. 'Waste of time ! Such arrogance !'' 'Kahe dena bhagya se, ke main kaal laut ke aayoonga.' You need to select raw people to change the raw system from top to bottom. Pritam Pandey became a TV reporter or what to break the breaking news ! Yeh desh hain duniya ka gehena aur desh ko mila aur ek gehena, bhale hee woh apne 1st attempt mein tha "12TH FAIL".