ISHQIYA !!!

The gas cylinder got burst and a married man died a virtual death. Ajeeb dastaan hain yeh…kahan suru kahan khatam….The Khan’s elder sister’s hubby (jeeja ji) was always fond of playing the game of ‘Police & Thief’ (Chor-Sipahi). The Khan and his nephew stole some goods from the cold storage of the factory. So, they had to face the consequences. Babban shared a joke, where a parrot was about to say something to the other parrot, but before that could have happened, the revolver got snatched. Ibn Batutah…urh urh jaabey….phurr….phurr…saamney maut khari hain…arrey marney ki bhi kya jaldi hain…After too many confirmations through mobile phones, the two bad souls entered Gorakhpur. Welcome to Gorakhpur, the village of Mr. Varma. They were stunned after hearing the bad news, though they liked the widow. The classical song impressed the old soul. In Uttar Pradesh, all the castes (higher, middle or lower) have their own battalions to fight and kill each other in the name of caste. In Muslim countries, there are only Shia and Sunni, but in this Hindu heartland, there are Thakurs, Pandeys, Yadavs and many more. What a shame! The widow’s younger brother knew how to operate a revolver even at the age of 15 years only.

The Khan’s nephew was too fond of prostitutes. His younger friend told him the address of the red light area in Gorakhpur. O…Banno ki aankhon mein…pyar ka surma…haaye pyar ka surma…The jeeja ji again got hold of them. The mobile phone rang, ‘Yeh meri johra jabeen…tujhey maloom nahi…tu abhi tak hain haseen…aur main jawaan…tujh pe kurbaan meri jaan…meri jaan…’ The Khan’s elder sister told her hubby to take his own decision whether to forgive or kill her brother. The Khan was given some time to pay back the money. But, where was the money? Someone stole the bag. Babban doubted on her but it was of no use. The woman used the rifle to scare them and they remained in that house due to hidden infatuation towards her. The woman capitalized on that infatuation. The old man became the first victim. The other man was like a fox that always used to see her through the holes of the door, while she used to change her blouses and saris. She knew it and was impressed to know about his naughtiness. To make the operation of his hubby successful, she made the plan to kidnap some large fishes, but later decided to grab a comparatively big fish only. They tracked the daily routine of the owner of KK Steel Company. The man used to spend more time on worshipping the modern female goddess. Another pair of love birds was watching the glorious performance of Gloria, the hunterwali, with her beloved Kukku.

The old man went out to steal a car from Faizabad. On his way, he was thinking of his new love only. Dil toh baccha hai ji….On the other side, the man utilized the lovely opportunity. Women’s sexual desires are like the river waters. You never know when it will flow above its danger level to cause floods. That’s why; too many clouds in the sky are dangerous. Red hot Sun causes evaporation and it helps to prevent flood like situation. Men’s sexual desires are like the Red hot Sun. The Babban licked, pierced, sucked and enjoyed the married woman like a ‘Babban Sher’ on that night. The old man came back on that night to see their lovely hot dances. Next morning, they were on their way to kidnap Kakkad. The truth was too brutal for the old man. The uncle and nephew started fighting. Women had been always been the cause of ‘Divide & Rule’ scenarios in any friendship/blood relations among men. He was involved in arms deal from Nepal. The two men fled away but love towards that woman again brought them back, this time, with policemen. But, the virtually dead man was back with a different name. Nandu didn’t kill them as he was angry on his elder brother. She was ready to die along with her hubby, but after seeing that naughty man again, she responded to a small ray of hope & a new life. The old woman was experienced enough to understand the facial expression of the hot woman. The gas cylinder got burst and the man died a real death. The widow became a real widow though on a temporary basis till she gets married for the 2nd time. The famous jeeja ji told his wife that he was yet to find out his brother-in-law (saala), though he tracked him. Miley toh Sahi….Ultimately, who got married to Krishna, remained a mystery in “ISHQIYA”, featuring Naseeruddin Shah, Arshad Warsi, Vidya Balan and others.