BOMBAY TO GOA !!!

Welcome to MHI 5534. Can you see Rajesh-Khanna? Ok! Just take your respective seats. The journey will begin shortly after a slight flashback. As you all know that Mumbai is the city of dreams. To fulfill your dreams, there are lots of agencies. Atmaram was in a hurry to get his daughter married to a decent gentleman. Ramlal’s son came back to India after completing his studies in USA. Rabi fell in love at first sight. India is the 2^nd best nation for rapists after Africa continent. So, it is not at all safe for a young college girl to come back home alone at late nights. Dulari always used to scold her daughter regarding this issue. The bikini shoot photo got published in a magazine. Atmaram got shocked emotionally. Mala thought that there was no difference between real world and dreamy world. The owner of Sharma International took the money from the girl who wanted to become an actress. During money distribution, the Verma agitated against Sharma. The murder of Verma was an eye-opener for Mala. The murderer wanted to kill the witness of that murder.

Arrey Ustaad! Baah Kishore boliye. Kishore daa, please sing a song. ‘Yeh hain pyar ka safar’. The fake avatar of Goddess Kali boarded the bus. Khanna was trying to impress the daughter of that fat lady. Yeh Murgi kiska hain bhai? The sweet smiling faced passenger took out an egg from his coat-pocket. The bus conductor threw the hen out of the window. Kashibai threatened to give curse to everyone. Both Rajesh and Khanna went to catch the hen but came back with a snake. Dhaath teri ki…yeh toh Nagtara hain. The tribal people are expert in tackling snakes. The Tamil boy was too fond of pakodas, though got tackled nicely. MRR 118 was following MHI 5534. Rajesh; let that car overtake our bus. Sharma installed a killer inside the bus of MP Travels. Ramlal confirmed to Atmaram that Rabi also went out of the city. Mala was feeling good after seeing that man who was giving money to Usha Iyer to keep on singing inside a pub. The pistol had its reflection on the mirror. ‘Dekha na hain re…socha na hain re…rakh di nishane pe jaan…mit jayenge…mar jayenge.

A fight began inside the bus. The Sharma’s man escaped from the bus but leaked the petrol pipe of the bus. A soldier boarded the bus. Whether Pathankot is a very cool place? Whether there should be no war? Some discussion on these topics became too hot to handle as the Tamil passenger was of very rowdy nature. Khanna failed to manage the passengers. The bus driver and bus conductor went outside the bus to play cards. Suddenly, the noise stopped. What’s the matter! Oho! A policeman boarded the bus with a handcuffed thief. The bus started again. The thief stole the cop’s purse when the cop was enjoying Nasyi (a special drug powder which is smelled at the tip of the nose). The cop promised to come out of his addiction towards those powders. Khanna appreciated that for the first time in his life, he saw a cop getting rehabilitated due to a thief. The Nasyi powder compelled other passengers to sniff loudly. The passenger sitting beside Mala increased his bus ticket fare.  The bus stopped in front of a roadside restaurant. Everyone came down from the bus except one.

Inside the restaurant, there was a separate enclosure for married couples. Rabi and Mala were enjoying their feet-touching games. The Hindu Pandit and the Muslim Maulvi were enjoying the scene under the table. Iska muh bandh kyon hain…khol doh. Once the mouth of that Tamil boy got opened, it became very difficult for the hotel owner to control him. A plate of pakoda calmed down that hungry boy. After boarding the bus, Mala was unable to find his black colored purse. Valuable jewels were kept inside that purse. Woh chor hain, toh hum bhi James Bond hain. The bus plate got changed. The bus took a turn of 180 degrees. The thief boarded the bus and got caught. Khanna tied the thief at the back of the bus. The boxer was creating too much disturbances inside the bus. Khanna accepted the boxing challenge. The bus conductor won the boxing match. The bus stopped as all the petrol leaked out. Rajesh told Khanna to walk 2 miles further to the petrol pump to bring petrol.

The street painter’s bicycle got stolen. The love-birds came down from the bus. All the other passengers also came down from the bus. See the fun! Rabi and Mala were enjoying their romance but when they saw too many spectators, they started doing some naughty things while singing a song. All the passengers enjoyed the moment. Khanna had a brawl with a shepherd. Rajesh was feeling fed up as Khanna was yet to arrive. Jor lagaa ke heyiya…arrey, Kesto daa, ab toh aankh kholo…heeye he…hehe…The Khanna was tied up in a tree. Haath toh kya, ab hum kuch nahi uthayenge. The bus started again. Sharma and his aide boarded the bus and kidnapped Mala. Now, MHI 5534 chased MRR 118. The fight began. Tamil passenger was somewhat shy of fighting. Rajesh-Khanna used their brains and informed the cops. The murderer got arrested. The love-birds and the passengers completed their funny, adventurous and memorable journey of “BOMBAY TO GOA.”