BOMBAY TALKIES !!!

India is a land of so many hot and beautiful girls, but, still, why many boys become homosexual is still a mystery. God save our next generation! The homosexual guy of Mumbai was told to get out of the house by his dad as homosexuality is regarded as a social stigma and it is taboo in India. The poor girl was singing the old melodious song of Bollywood on a railway footbridge of Mumbai. Ajeeb dastaan hain yeh, kahan suru kahan khatam, yeh manzilein hain kaun si, Na woh samajh saakey Na hum; Kisi ke itne paas ho, ki sabse door ho gaye. Gayatri was a very hot media professional. Avinash, the new trainee of the media company liked Gayatri. Gale mein mangalsutra aur aankhon mein kamasutra. Dev was surprised to hear that his wife invited a homosexual man at her house for a dinner. Happy Birthday, Avinash. Both Dev and Avinash liked the old songs of Madan Mohan. Dev had a separate house to keep the CDs and cassettes of old songs of Bollywood. Next day, Gayatri admitted that in India, the word, SEX is sometimes too over-rated. Gayatri and Dev used to have sex for 2 or 3 times per month, despite being a married couple. Avinash had a doubt on Dev. Avinash started the experiment and ultimately what did he prove about Dev? Did Gayatri start a new sexual life from the scratch? Saab! paise? Paise nahi hain! Aap jhooth bol rahe hain! Jhooth bolna boori baat hota hain because truth always prevails.

Purandar was a very good theatre artist. Anjali, the pet Emu was fond of eating. But, still, the neighbours loved that bird, Emu. Somehow, Purandar’s daughter was very serious at her young age. Did Purandar used to dislike his daughter? Naukri ka paper chaiye kya? Main toh businessman hain, naukri kahe karoon. Purandar was late to reach the spot and missed the job post of a Security Guard. Congrats! Yaar! Congrats! Thode murde ki tarah khara rahana parta hain, par acchi naukri hain. Congrats! Ranbir Kapoor was shooting for a film in Mumbai. The poor boy of Mumbai was busy with his toy car. Tere ko nahi dekhne ka? Hum sirf Bhai ko dekhta hain. Picture ka naam kya hain? TASHAN 2! 100 crores budget! Get that DHAKKA MAN from the crowd. Purandar felt an adrenaline rush. He started doing so many rehearsals, but, alas, he was not given any good dialogue at all. Oh! My God! Everything doesn’t come to you automatically. You have to work hard to earn something. Koni ghar detaa kya! Koni ghar deta kya! Nat Samrat ala! Purandar wanted everything as a gift. Happy New Year; yeh lo Tendulkar Samman. Merry Christmas; yeh lo Hero ka role. Actually, Purandar was putting one leg on one boat and the other leg on the other boat. Whatever you want to become; you have to focus on that career path completely. The ghost of Purandar’s Guruji gave some good advices to Purandar. Aap ka chasmawala idea bahut accha tha, aapne kya pehle kabhi acting kiya tha? Yeh Joker kisko bola? Aapne baap ko bola hoga. Aap ruk kyon gaye, chalte rahana chaiye tha na, footage kyon kha rahe ho faltu mein. Purandar realized that the work culture in theatres and in Bollywood films is entirely different. But, he also appreciated the advices of his Guruji. Without even taking the payment, Purandar ran to his house to focus on telling a good story to his daughter to make her laugh. Purandar’s daughter was very happy to see a simple yet useful transformation in the mindset of her father. Unless you try hard to achieve a goal, you don’t get the mental happiness after getting even a small sweet success after repeated failures.

All the little children of our society have their own dreams about what they want to become after growing up. But, dreams don’t always abide by the rules and laws of our brutal and hardcore competitive society. Football is a team game which teaches us so many things. Football khelo ge toh tough banoge. Vicky was not so interested in playing football. The entire family went to watch the Bollywood film, Tees Maar Khan. Everyone liked the hot and sexy body of Katrina Kaif in the song, Shiela ki Jawani, but, that little Vicky was concentrating only on the dancing skills of Katrina Kaif and not on her hot body. Bill Gates talked about passion many a times in his interviews. Passion means that you follow your heart to do something. Vicky started dancing like a girl inside his house. His dad slapped him. Vicky watched an interview show of Katrina Kaif in a television channel. As per Katrina’s statement, you need to keep your dreams as secret. Vicky listened to the advices of that fairy. Kavya got a gift which she never ever demanded. For the history trip, Vicky’s elder sister wanted another 250 bucks. Their parents went out. Vicky made a secret stage show to dance like Shiela to raise some funds. Well, Vicky may become a good dancer one day.

Vijay Bhaiya, baba ne aapko bulaya ghar pe; babuji bimaar par gaye hain. Vijay’s father started telling the story of Vijay’s grandfather. When Vijay’s grandfather fell ill after a heart attack, the doctor declared that he was going to die very soon. But, Vijay’s grandfather told Vijay’s father to take the honey jar to Dilip Kumar (Yusuf Khan). Yusuf should taste some honey from that jar and then Vijay’s father should come back to village with that honey jar. Actually, Vijay’s grandfather was a fan of Dilip Kumar who acted in many super hit Bollywood films like Ganga Jamuna, Gopi, etc. Vijay’s father brought back the honey jar after a trip from Mumbai and Vijay’s grandfather lived a very healthy life after consuming honey from that honey jar. Vijay’s father is ill now. So, to keep the tradition alive, Vijay’s father told Vijay to take a jar to Amitabh Bacchan. Amitabh Bacchan must bite that Morabba (A special home-made Indian sweet) on one half. Vijay’s assignment was to bring back the jar which contains the Morabba which is half-bitten by Amitabh Bacchan. Vijay’s father was a die-hard fan of Amitabh Bacchan. Vijay went to Mumbai and kept his patience in troubled times. Finally, Vijay succeeded to convince Amitabh Bacchan to bite that Morabba on one half. While coming back in the train, a man inside the compartment felt jealous of that Allahabadi person. When you are nearing the victory line, you must keep quiet till you cross the victory line, but, alas, Vijay was not so smart enough. Morabba got crushed inside the train. Vijay’s father understood it by looking at the jar only. Actually, Dilip Kumar didn’t taste the honey as there were several ants inside that jar. Was Vijay’s grandfather healthy due to ants or honey? Achar ki bottle mein kabhi morabba nahi rakhna chaiye. After all; it is the “BOMBAY TALKIES”.