SIXTEEN !!!

Fast foods are scientifically regarded as junk foods and the young generation teens of India are fond of eating fast foods and want everything fast like the Americans. Rabbits are faster than tortoises but tortoises win more races than rabbits because slow and steady always wins the race. A book written by Vikram Kapoor got nominated for the Booker Award in London. One year back, Vikram came to live in Delhi in search of a new story on the vitality of the lifestyles of Delhi. Vikram studied in a school which was situated in Old Delhi area where Mirza Ghalib used to stay 150 years back. Roshni was 1 year elder than Vikram. Delhi was never a safe place for women and perhaps never will be. Before the 1^st date, Roshni got gangraped and killed in Delhi. Hence, the love story of Vikram ended there. After seeing Tanisha for the first time, Vikram’s heart became nostalgic about late Roshni.

Anu used to bunk schools to go for dates. Abbe subha subha suru ho gaye! Arrey! Jat hain ke! Arrey Rohtak toh mare mama ki sasural thi. Kaun hai yeh? Girlfriend! Accha ek kaam kar, yahan nahi, agey kinaare pe le ja gaadi ko, aur kar liyo joh karna ho, le ja bhai le ja. Tanisha was always in search of an intelligent boy. Ashwin was in love with Tanisha, though, it was one-way traffic only. He is hot, par kitna bhao khata hain. Well; Tanisha started liking Sameer. Out of all the girls in that school, Nidhi was still a virgin. Nidhi was not in a mood to lose her virginity. Rishi was dumped by Anu because Anu used to change her boyfriends after a few months. Anu had a dream to become a supermodel. All the three girls planned to go to a disc. Anu gave some tips to Nidhi. Maa se hamesha saach nahi bolte, sehad ke liye accha nahi hota.

Beti apni hee hain, padosi ki nahi hain. Nidhi’s dad gave permission to Nidhi to go to the disc. Carlsberg Beer is generally not as strong as Kingfisher Strong Beer, but, drinking too much light beer also has its own reactions. Anu’s latest boyfriend introduced Akash to Anu and Akash agreed to do the portfolio of Anu. Tanisha started dancing with Sameer. Ashwin became angry. Ish taraf hain dosti, ush taraf hain pyar, mujhe ish line ko karna hain paar; Baby, pyar hee toh hain. Kartik tried to have sex with Nidhi but Nidhi slapped Kartik. Kartik became angry. Ashwin’s dad got the smell of alcohol from Ashwin’s mouth. Aaiye, idhar aaiye zaara; parh rahe teh ya pee rahe teh. The Jha family was staying near the Delhi Metro Railway tracks. Kaal raat toh poore sector ko sone nahi diya. Uncle ne kya band bajayi thi iski. 

Kartik wanted a break-up but Nidhi didn’t. So, what was the solution at that moment? Aansoo gire gore gaalon par; control nahi apne saason par, dil aur dimag par hain jhagre. Anu tried to break the ice between them. Kartik took Nidhi to his friend’s farmhouse. Love Love doob ke doob ke; tu doob ke dekh le, tairna sikh le, urne ka waqt hain, kya sahi ya galat, chakh le, chakh le, kyon yeh tension le. Nidhi was very happy after losing her virginity at the right place at the right time with her right lover. But, was Nidhi mature enough to use protection? Ashwin got poor marks in exam. Mr. Jha wanted his son to become an IAS officer, but, Ashwin’s mind was concentrating on Tanisha only. Sameer dumped Tanisha because Tanisha was still studying in Higher Secondary School and was not totally exposed with the brutal realities. Light hain? Light chahiye ya space! The definition of the word, PERFECTION is not too perfect to understand it perfectly. Maybe, Vikram is your perfect guy! Uncle hain, yaar!

Latest sex survey reveals that most Indian married men have sex thrice a week. Dhaath! Akhbaar bhi nahi padne de sakte apne bacche ko. Was Ashwin too immature to read that news from the newspaper? Tanisha and Ashwin bunked the school one day. Tu hee hain, baash tu hee hain; tujhse hain mere har dil ki dhadkan; tu hee hain mera sahara; tu hain maula sabse pyara. Tanisha made it very clear to Ashwin that they can only be good friends to each other and nothing beyond that. Hamesha wahi tumhe propose karta hain, jisse tum nahi chahte. India is such a highly populated nation with so many girls, but, still, some teen boys decide to commit suicide once they fail in love. Anyway, that security guard came at the right time and the boy started urinating from the terrace. Itna upar halka hone aaya hain; Delhi ko bheegoy ga kya? Mr. Jha was stunned to see those naked photos in Ashwin’s laptop. Was Ravishankar Jha murdered by his wife? Ashwin joined a gang. Tanisha updated her facebook status by stating that it’s devastating when our small decisions turn into big tragedies.

Three girls went to the disc after a long time. Gam ke nashe mein aaj gum ho gaye, lag gayi dimaag ki toh sun ho gaye; pressure, pressure, nasha ka yeh pressure cooker; nashe ki hoon main bhukkar bhukkar; chad gayi re. Anu was stunned to see her dad dancing and kissing with another woman. Anu’s parents were in an open marriage relationship. Even Anu’s mom was having an extra-marital relationship with another man. So, just chill, Anu! But, it was hard for Anu to digest the actual image of her parents. Tanisha started feeling that she is a cursed girl. Tanisha started liking Vikram. Ishq ki adaa mein jeene laagey hum, aur gum ho chale faasley, beparvaa se hone laagey hum, aur urhne laagey hausley. But, Vikram was 32 years old and Tanisha was just a girl of 16 years old.

Anu bought Preganews for Nidhi. Nidhi’s abortion process had some complications which complicated the whole situation. Vikram signed as Nidhi’s uncle. Tanisha’s aunty proposed Vikram. Ashwin and his gang members planned to rob a house. Rishi leaked the MMS. The School Headmistress did not take any risk by keeping that girl in the school who had too many MMS Scandals in several adult websites. Vikram decided to go back to London because both Tanisha and her aunty fell in love with him. Tanisha wanted some physical satisfaction. That’s why; she slept with Vikram in Vikram’s bedroom. But, sleeping together is not always slipping together. Vikram controlled himself well as a mature adult gentleman and Tanisha kept on weeping the whole night. Ashwin was about to fire bullets to that old man, but, that old man felt proud of his son because his son was an IAS officer. Ashwin felt that he could have also become an IAS officer, had he not committed a murder. Did Ashwin kill that old man? Did Anu commit suicide? Did Nidhi’s dad forgive Nidhi? Did Tanisha started to like Ashwin? Did Vikram Kapoor won the Booker Award for his story, “SIXTEEN”?