DEDH ISHQIYA !!!

Nawab Mir Mohammad Khan, the Nawab of Mahmudabad was fond of gambling, drinking and entertainment; though he had a very little interest in women. Para Begum, the wife of Mir Mohammad Khan started feeling depressed and used to fell ill frequently as she was starving for love in her married life. Before dying, Mohammad Khan had a wish that Para Begum should remarry and her second husband should be a poet. Para promised about it to her husband. Mir Mohammad Khan took a loan by keeping his Mahmudabad Estate as a mortgage. Para almost became a beggar after the death of her husband. A local MLA of Mahumudabad, Mr. Jaan Mohammad had a desire to become the Nawab of Mahumudabad, though his ancestor’s DNA never matched with any Nawab’s DNA. Jaan Mohammad provided financial support to Para Begum. Para was smart enough to understand the motives of Jaan Mohammad.

Koi aakhri khwaish? Nawab Saab farma rahe hain ki yeh haar nihayat ee naasahistha hain. The jewel shop owner finally displayed a necklace of the Nawab of Hyderabad of Pakistan, which actually got stolen and smuggled to India. Nawab Saab used to keep cash in his underwear! Kya hua bhai saab? Yahan kya kar rahe hain aap? Baap ki dukaan chori karni thi, soch raha hoon ki main switch kaun sa hain. At 12.30 PM, the jewel shop got looted. The cop fired at Babban’s Uncle. Was Mr. Hussain alive? Babban escaped from Mushtaq Bhai and his gang members. Batman ka naam suna hain? Agar Joker mar gaya toh sasura batman kya karega? Ghar mein baith ke atta gholega. Horn Ok! Please! Arrey! Jaane kahan gaadi thuke, puncture ho toh paaiya ruke, main aa riya hoon, ke jaa riya hoon.

The call girl was performing the vibrating yoga on a gentleman's natural pipe in a red light area that Babban could hear the voice of Iftekhar in the Television set of the adjacent room. Babban came out naked from the room. Tum tanha duniya se ladoge, baccho si baatein karte ho. While standing at a platform of Mahmudabad Avadh Railway Station, the TV anchor confirmed that the Nawab of Chandpur was going to participate in the 3^rd Grand Shayari Muqabla inside the Mahmudabad Estate. The winner of the competition would become the next Nawab of Mahmudabad. Munira Aslam Zia –Ul- Bano was the friend cum step-sister of Para Begum. Noor Mohammad Italvi saab kahan hain? Begum saheba, Kanpur tak toh teh hamaare saath Italvi saab. Jaan told Italvi to write 20 new ghazals by the evening. 

The competition started. Everyone started uttering the poems turn by turn to impress Begum Para Mirzada. Jaan Mohammad uttered, ‘Wohi Taj hain, wohi takht hain; wohi jaher hain, wohi jaam hain. Bade shaukh se mera ghar jwala, koi aanch tujh par naa aayegi, yeh jabaan kisi ne khareed li, yeh kalam kisi ka gulaam hain.’ The next turn was of Iftekhar Hussain, the Nawab of Chandpur. Iftekhar humbly sang a ghazal. ‘Naa boloon main toh kaleja phoonke, joh bol doon toh jabaan jwale hain. Laage toh phir yeun ke rog laage, naa saansh jaave.’ Babban got hold of his Khalu and demanded that stolen necklace. Yad-al-Jauza is a shining star near the moon. Para Begum used to enjoy the beauty of Yad-al-Jauza. Kaal agar aasmaan mein Yad-al-Jauza najar aaye toh aap bhi tasreef le aaiyega chath pe. Jaan Mohammad and his gang members threatened Iftekhar and his nephew. They pointed guns at each other and kept on standing till the next sunrise. At the dawn time, the little school students started singing the morning prayers,’Humko mann ki shakti dena, mann vijay karein, doosron ki jay se pehle khudh ko jay karein.’ After hearing those prayers, those violent men acted like non-violent men and started heading towards their respective houses to clear their respective large intestinal system by releasing some excretory products. 

Why Anarkali met Qais? It was a clear sky at night. Iftekhar gifted a necklace to Para. Jaan Mohammad won the shooting competition. Why the Begum wanted to teach a lesson to Jaan? In the meanwhile, Babban fell in love with Munira. Why the dancer stopped dancing? Kyon aapne qatl kar diya ush Para ka? Uski toh haar saansh naachti thi. Kahan hain woh Para jise hum pacchis saal pehle dekha tha? Kahan gayi woh Para of Bhopal who used to dance under the guidance of Birju Maharaj? Did Iftekhar and Para knew each other since their youth days? Ni sa, ni sa, paa ni saa; jagave saari raina, nigore do naina, nigore naina churaaye chaina. Babban noticed the necklace when Para was dancing inside her dancing room. Babban became furious on his Khalu. Mr. Hussain told his nephew that one doctor told him, ‘Tum Marij-e-Ishq ho. Kahi dil vil lagao, phir yeh saari kapkaapi gayeb ho jaayegi khud ba khud.’ Iftekhar kept on living for others only, but, for this time, he started thinking about himself and his romance towards Para Begum. 

Babban tried to steal inside the room, but, Munira stole his heart in the darkness. Aaj zindagi mein pehli baar mein taye nahi kar paa riya hoon, ke mein de ke aa riya hoon ya le ke aa riya hoon. Khalu! Jaago Khalu! Kahan tha tu raat bhar? Aapni ijjat lutvaa raha tha raat bhar. Teri ijjat toh looti rahati hain, koi nayi baat bataa naa. Mr. Hussain became furious after hearing the big plan from Babban. There are 7 stages in Love which are Dilkashi, Unsh, Mohabbat, Haakidat, Ibaadat, Junoon and Maut. Iftekhar gave his real identity to Para. Para also fell in love with Iftekhar. Ruk ruk ke kahete hain, jhuk jhuk ke rahete hain, chotein bhi khaayen...masti mein rahata hain...ishq ki mijaaz. Bhai isme toh Sex hain hee nahi. Dilkashi! Sex; Unsh! Sex; Ibaadat! Sex; Mohabbat! Sex. Who was declared as the next Nawab of Mahmudabad? Why the true lover felt disheartened? Dil ka diyaa, sab bhar jwala, tere liye o piya; jaate huye kahe ke gaya, yaar vida alvida. Kya kya bataye ki kin kin zamaanon mein dekha hai hum ne tumhein, rumani mausam ki sab daastanon mein dekha hai humne tumhein. Wafaaein se loota kabhi kabhi aur kabhi jafaa se loot liya.

Who kidnapped Para Begum? What was the real motive behind this kidnap? The kidnapper demanded a huge amount of money. Bank Manager ko bol 10 crore chaiye kaal subah. Babban was planning for a world tour with Munira, but alas, Zia had some other plans. Pyar ka saatva makaam hain Chutiappa! Munira had sex with Babban but didn’t fell in love with Babban. Matlab kya? Joh ek raat kisi ke saath soh lee, toh agle din pant utaaro toh dil dhadakta milta hain! Dekh Bhai! Hamaari galti hain, humein maaf karde joh maine tere saath sex kar liya. Why both Inspector John Bijoy and Mr. Italvi were angry with the local MLA of Mahmudabad? Qais got out of the jail and met Jaan. Who boarded on the Nainital Express which was going towards Barielly? The tea seller gave him a letter after taking 100 bucks from him. After Lakhimpur, there is the Bap Station. The lock number of the box was 9 2 11. What happened in the Bap Station? Who all arrived at Bap Station on a goods train? What happened after that incident in Bap Station? Koi aakhri khwaish? Jee ek Tumhri sunaenge. Why their love just remained as a mere “DEDH ISHQIYA”?