BADLAPUR !!!

‘Badla’ means Revenge! ‘Badla’ means Change! ‘Bangkok mein bahut majaa aaya mujhe.’’Murder kiya hain main, Murder. Khooni hoon main. Phir se ish par haath uthaya na, toh finish kar doonga. Good night!’ ‘Bol tune khoon nahi kiya.’ ‘Agli baar Layek se milegi naa toh bataana mere baare mein.’ ‘Main taayiar hoon, chalo bedroom mein chalo.’ 'Kapde utaaro'.‘Aa aa aa...Raghu...Raghu...’ ‘Kuch nahi hua’. ‘Retirement fund chahiye?’ ‘Abhi main Poona jaa raha hoon, aap mere peeche aayoge. Saath mein chalte hain na sharing kar ke?’ ‘Mere saath khelogi?’ ‘Bedroom mein chalo.’ ‘Tu idhaar kya kar raha hain?’ ‘Tumhara hulchul poochne aaya tha.’ ‘Mera garam dimaag ho gaya tha. Tera dimaag toh thanda tha! Pagal ho gaya tu.’ ‘Sab ko nahi milta hain doosra chance; tere ko milaa hain, waste mat kar isko.’

Do you know that there is a Branch of Canara Bank at M.G.Road of Pune City? Who fell out from that car? Why the street dog was chasing that car? Have you heard a firing sound inside the Car No. ‘MH 12 W 8055’? ‘Main kuch nahi jaanta saab! Main Driver hain.’ ‘Joshi Detective main hee hoon.’ Who is Jhimli? ‘Bolta hain dhandewaali se shaadi karegi.’ Shabnam enjoyed the doggy-style vibrating entertainment with whom? Who was sentenced a punishment for 20 years as per the Indian Penal Code? ‘Jhimli se kuch kahena.’ Who was missing Misha and Robin? Why did he settle down outside Pune? Who was trying hard to escape from the jail? ‘Arre apna Charles Shobraj! Kya deadly aadmi hain! Kya personality hain! Aur yeh apna Kaalia! Ei Kaalia...Phurrr!’

‘Actually main na Layek ke liya aaya hoon.’ Shobha was in favour of a prisoner who was suffering from stomach cancer. Raghu made a plan to utilize the NGO worker. ‘Tum toh khud apne jail mein kayed ho.’ Raghu learned to live a life in his own way. ‘Haan sikha maine jeena jeena kaise jeena, naa sikha jeena tere bina humdum.’ Who came out of the jail before his actual tenure of punishment? Kanchan got a new friend! Oh! Poor Harman! Yeh Patil kaun? Two persons were missing for some days! Strange! ‘Chalni kar de seena mera, daag saari goliyaan ni...muskil kar de jeena mera, mar jaaneya ni aaj mera jee karda.’ Why Govind Mishra was not happy on his retirement day? ‘Good’ became ‘Evil’ and ‘Evil’ became ‘Good’! ‘Main ek chair 4 din mein banaata hoon aur bahar 3000 rupiye mein bikti hain.’ ‘Acchi banaa lete ho, yeh waali mere liye rakh de naa’ ‘Ab kya karega?’ Do you have the guts to visit “BADLAPUR”?