'Bijli shikayat manch pe hee batti gul taheri.' 'Kudnewala toh main akela hee hua, par doobnewala toh mere jaise laakhon tehrey.' 'Ish gareeb insaan ki dardbhari kahaani sunke, mere aankhon mein aansoon aa gaye.' 'Uttarakhand bhi toh UK hain'. 'Coffee nahi, yeh Uttarakhand hain, yahaan chaai milti hain, ekdum desi, kadak.' 'Ek do takke ki wakeel ko khareed ne ki jagah agar aap ne do lakh meter khareed liya hotaa, toh aap ko yeh din nahi dekhna padhta.' 'Vikash aur Kalyan ko main nahi jaanta, janaab.' 'Champion ! Champion ! Both are Champions ! Oye ! Best friend !' 'Vikash aur Kalyan saath jaa raha hain bal.' 'Biscuit toh humne bhi kuch khilaaye aapne customers ko.' 'Aur yeh teer lagaa nishaane pe.' 'Hamare liye ladaai hain ummeed ki.' 'Paani raakhe saaf, gandhegi naa kare maaf.' 'Ek loss making company, 73 crore ka munaafa kamaati hain ek light se, jiska koi zaroorat hee nahi.' 'Sab ko overtime milega, project joh bada tahera.' 'Dil kya tuta, aapne toh note chaap diya.' 'Har chaai paroshnewala bahu nahi hota, Jai Shri Krishna !' 'Tuney mujhe hee kyon chunaa !' 'Arrey ! Dinesh Karthik hain madam, last ball pe chakka maarega hee maarega, tension mat lijiye.' 'Maine na dharamshala khol rakha hain, fees bhi naa de paayega, aur free me main kiss bhi naa karoonga.' 'Ratul Gupta' ! 'Haan kayar ee tha beta mera, kayar' ! 'Zindagi ka kya bharosha' !
They were three musketeers since childhood. Sundar opened up a printing factory. 'Hard, Hard, party hard karenge.' Bhai, 'Digital India', 'Mudra Yojana', 'Start up India' jaise projects ne entrepreneur toh bahut logon ko banaa diya, par 'Bharpur Bijliwala Bharat' abhi tak huya nahi hain. Frequent power cuts is a major issue for the rural businessmen. Not only that businessman has to incur expenses for the generator, but also has to pay a huge amount of electricity bills. Tripathi and Nauti fell in love. Sushil felt jealous as he also loved Lalita. O Rambha, who is Gabbar and who is Samba ! 'When you are getting Gold, why go for Tamba !' The game of installing faulty meter, followed by a check meter gave a shocking electricity bill of Rs. 54 lakhs to Mohan. Mr. Tripathi's scooty was recovered from the water of the river Ganges. 'Har har Gange !' 'Woh kitne maasoom teh.' Gulnaar was competing against Mr. Pant. A video became viral. SPTL company recieved so many fuse bulbs ! If the electricity company is in loss, then, why the employees of that company enjoying free electricity ! Did all the consumers of SPTL got proper justice ? Who had the victorious laugh at last in this landmark legal consumer forum case of "BATTI GUL METER CHALU" ?
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