Sunday, December 23, 2018

BADHAAI HO !!!

He is on a Hat-trick ! 'Inhi baaton ka nateeja hain yeh !' 'Chota mehmaan !' 'Aab jab hospital aa hee gaye ho, toh operation kara lo.' Aadmi hain bhai, machine thodai naa hain; romance toh karega hee kabhi naa kabhi. Aayi hain milan ki writu, ek kaamre mein sirf main aur tu, aa ish umar mein bhi kheley hu tu tu tu. 'Time kab mil gaya tujhe !' If you say the age old statement, 'Hum do hamaare do', to any mathematician, he may think about reproducing four babies. The statement should have been, 'Hum do, hamare ek, tumhare ek.' Jeetender, the staff of Indian Railways is going for his third only. 'Tu hee bata, yeh bhi koi mommy papa ki karne ki cheez hain kya.' Circus ! Yeh toh sab maya hain bhaiye. Bacchey toh uparwale ka denn hain jee. Jissey aana hain, woh toh aayega hee. Therefore, Priyamvada said no to abortion. Hum log anand uthaavey, aur jab woh chota insaan dharti pe aana chaavey, usse kyon naa aane devey !

'Behen ki shaadi pe nahi aaya ! Tera bhi shaadi aa raha hain, usme main nahi aayoongi.' Why Nakul and Gullar were so upset about the upcoming guest ? Maybe, they were too afraid of the society ! Oh ! Renee ! No one is in your house night ! It always excites a boy when he hears that his girlfriend is alone in the house. Men will be men, you see ! Lo karlo baath, kharap ho gayi woh raat. 'Playgard' toh kaam hee naa aaya, usney joh aapni dukh bhari kahaani sunaya. 'Aap ka baby ! Good ! Very Good ! Correct age hain aap ka.' Sangeeta ji boorah naa maano, zindagi bhi toh ek circus hee hain. Kabhi upar, kabhi neechey, rangbirangi khel, kabhi gam, toh kabhi kushi. Waise ladka boora nahi hain ! 'Sajan bade senti !' Break up ho gayo hain ke ! Jeetendra's mother realized how good is her daughter-in-law, Priyamvada ! Gullar with the help of Nakul fought back. Maar aise hobe, ke sarh se topi geerh jaave. 'Subah tak suspense rakhna hain kya.' Run Renee Run, kahi haath se nikal naa jaaye tumhari jaan ! Congrats ! Its a baby girl ! Ghar mein nanhi si ek Laxmi aayi hain. Badiya hain, 'Kaushiks', tum sab ko "BADHAAI HO" !!!

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