'Tere talent ke kadar hum jaante hain.' 'Sambhaal ke toh raakhni hain'. 'Apna ball sambhalo, mind your ball.' 'Aaj dekhegi tu mera jalwa !' 'Aap hee toh kaheti hain, maa ji, ke jo bhi hain, hain toh ghar ki ijjat.' 'Yeh toh pagal kar dega.' 'Sex se bhi Bill bharta hain.' 'Dono ko khush kar paayega ?' 'Paisa hee sab kuch nahi hota.' 'Mere aankh, end moment pe aapne aap bandh ho jaate hain'. 'Thokh diya Bittu !' 'Don't aunty me !' 'Hum tujhe top pe le jaayenge.'
Mayank was hungry for what ? Was it Kyra or Myra inside the car ? Stories started ! Malaika was a struggling model who always underestimated her husband. 'Chaar saal se tumhey paal rahi hoon, ish mein toh ek gadha bhi Hero baan jaata hain. 'Mobile aur Mobile Tower ka fark samajhti hoon.' 'Ek saal ho gaya, kuch bhi nahi kiya !' 'Bahut sunaah hain Big Boss ke baareme, I really need it, yaar. 'Big Boss kahi pe bhi ho sakta hain. Dhyaan se dekhiye !' Who paid 3 lakhs rupees to her ex-husband and for what reason ?
'Chandni, kaal tumhara Beta aayega, naah !' 'Sumitra ji, ek phool, do maali.' Due to a slight damage in her car, Sumitra started yelling. Bittu's father thrreatened Bittu that his favorite camera may get sold. The casual videography with the camera helped Bittu to get some gifts from Sumitra ji. They are friends now. 'Yeh beta hain'. 'Chandni kya acting karti hain.' 'Baah ! Sumitra ji, baah !'
Ijjatnagar station se hui thi bidaai, train ke andar suhaag raat mein aakhir kisne ki khodai. 'Ek mobile hee de deta, woh saib wala.' The train was going in a decent speed. 'Chandni raatein !' Mannu toh bilkul Shahrukh Khan hain. In the wedding ceremony, the dulhan didn't see her husband's face and a thief stole everything even by gently opening a special lace.
'Happy Birthday to both of us !' The brain was totally under the control of that vestigial organ and Vishal fell in trouble by obeying its instructions. 'Couch pe ouch kar le !' 'Liplocks !' No paid intercourses ! Again, Vishal was in an awkward position. Shilpa was also facing the same problem. Dil se milaa dil, thodh ke woh khamoshi, Chota Vishal aur Choti Shilpa ko mili bahut hee khushi.
'Tum ko kya special invitation de ke bulaana padega.' Mayank had a fantasy of doing a threesome, the respective husband of both the women were handsome, and after a fantastic fantasy, the final session for Mayank was quite gruesome. Some people like it to remain as an activity to be always sponsored; some people without true love in their heart find it completely uncomfortable and feel bored and some people enjoy it as if they are eating fast foods secretly by keeping it as "X.X.X UNCENSORED".
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