'Kaisi laagi pehli raat ?' 'Hum toh kab se kahe rahe ki hum se shaadi karlo !' 'Jab raat bhar Colgate banaayenge, tabhi toh subah uthke, log manjan kar paayenge.' 'Dimaag kaheta hain ki duty ke baad mil.' 'Sita maaiya aa gaye !' 'Yeh Zubeida kaun hain !' 'Ladki ke chakkar mein, teen mahine mein Urdu shikh gaya.' Who was in search of a job to repay back the bank loans ? 'Paytm kya hain pataa nahi, par ladkiyon ka khabar bahut rakhte hain. FIR bhi shayarana ! Ish mahiney kaa Electricity bill ka aaj hain last DATE; par ish lambi line mein saayed ho gaya ush ka first DATE. 'Unh ka yun muskarana gajab ho gaya.' Mahi fell in love with whom ? 'Ish Puja se toh mujhe bhi pyar ho gaya.' Social media ke yug mein, inh logon ka dil kyon hain itna akela !
Toto got hospitalized ! The policeman decided to file a divorce case ! After three breakups, she lost faith in any gentleman ! He planned to quit the job, but, his boss threatened him. Who threatened whom inside the hospital ? 'Gulaabi aankhen joh teri dekhi !' Everyone heard her voice on the mobile phone and fell in love. The 'drama of voice' became a problem now. 'Nafrat mein bhi unh logon ko mohabbat dikhta hain.' 'Sahi mein laag gayi.' 'Sab kuch khatam karne ke liye, ghar mein ghushna ee padega.' Surgical Strike ! Confusions to be followed by conclusions ! 'Radhe, Radhe, Radhe; tere bina Krishna laage adhey adhey.' Did they find out the actual identity of the phonewali puja, who became their common "DREAMGIRL" ?
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