KICK !!!

‘Jab ladai zindagi dene ki hain, toh maut usey kaise rok sakti hain.’ ‘Yeh sau rupiye deke Sir aap logon ne mujh par bahut bada ehsaan kiya; main isse nahin bhoolunga.’ ‘Kya main aapko jaanta hoon?’ ‘Mere baccho ka future ka sawal hain.’ Oho! Shaina is in Poland! ‘Tu hee tu har jagah aaj kaal kyon hain? Raaste har dafah sirf tera pataa mujhse pooche bhala kyon hain. Sunah sunah mann ka hain kona, sunah sunah tere bin hona; o bekhabar, tu hain har morh par. Itna toh bataa, mausam o ki tarah tu badal ta gaya kyon hain?’

‘Peeche danger aur agey dangerous!’ In the chasing drama, the psychology doctor met with a new romantic patient. Due to Devilal’s gameplan, the MLA’s daughter, Vidhi got married in front of MLA only, though the lady MLA was against that marriage. The caller, ‘HEADACHE’ became the adrenaline rush for Shaina and later on, the hangover of romance for her. In India, good citizens are too good to allow bad citizens to molest or sexually assault any girl in public places. Why Devilal Singh was put behind the bars? Which video became a viral video in the Internet websites?

Shaina bailed out Devilal. Devilal’s dad entered inside the police station to prove that he is the dad of Devilal. Both Devilal and his dad are drunkards. ‘Arrey mere lal, daaru ko jyada intezaar mat kara, glass mein sookh jaayegi.’ Shaina delivered both the drunkards at their home. Devilal’s mother was too impressed on Shaina. ‘Yeh Psycho, tera beha hoya hain?’ Aha! Shaina fell in love! ‘Jaane kab hoton pe dil ne rakh di dil ki baatein, samjha nahi yeh dil isko hum toh rahe samjhatey. Hangover teri yaadon ka, hangover teri baaton ka.’ Why Devilal decided to go for a break-up?

The cop never lost any war against any criminal except one. ‘Jahan bhi duty join ki, wahan se crime saaf kar diya. Mere wardi pe medal bahut laage par daag sirf ek.’ Till date, a person has robbed more than 700 crores INR! What’s his name? ‘Main hoon ek Angel aur Devil mera yaar. Mainu yaar na miley toh maarjaawa.’ ‘News Headlines’ and ‘Festival Days’ were two keywords for the thief. Devil got injured. ‘What! You shot him!’ 50 crores INR to be looted within next 2 hours! The thief followed the peon to get hold of Minister’s party fund. What is the clue of the word, ‘LOSER’?

Dr.Shaina got back her old patient, but, this time, the patient is suffering from Retrogade Amnesia. Oh! Really! Is it so? The nephew of Home Minister is still alive. ‘Dar gaya? Mujhe bada majaa aata hain jab koi darta hain. Jisey zindagi ki parwaa hoti hain, maa kasam, maarne ka majaa ussi ko aata hain. Main pandra minute tak apna saansh rok sakta hoon. Maut ko choon ke tak se wapas aa sakta hoon.’ Shiv Gajra killed the doctor. ‘Maar diya’. ‘Yeh saarey doctor aise marte rahe toh mareezo ka kya hoga? Hum bhi toh dekhe hum se bada shaitan kaun payada ho gaya?’

Himanshu’s statements in a Press Conference of New Poland Express Newspaper agency in Warsaw of Poland went in favour of Himanshu, but, the telephone caller played a prank and jumped on a vehicle from the bridge to get out of that place. The cop got a locket. The amnesia patient gave a musical therapy to the psychology doctor! ‘Arrey! Jumme ki raat hain, chumme ki baat hain, allah bachaye mujhe tere waar se.’ The Home Minister and his nephew are in Poland. ‘Main peeta nahi hoon, kyon ki mujhe charhti nahi hain.’ Devilal managed to get the permit.

Why Jhumki’s parents committed suicide? The Poland mission was successful. Welcome back to India again. ‘Tu dar mat, inhe nahin pataa tu kaun hain, par ab yeh pakda pakdi, chor police bahut ho gaya, ab seedha encounters.’ ‘Toh chauda tarikh ko maar dena, nahin toh pandra tarikh ko main tere saamne khara rahunga, aur tu kuch bhi nahi kar paayega’? Was the party fund of 500 crores INR got stolen? ‘Saaley! Naukri aur Chaukri dono le gaya, aur ab bol raha hain against nahi hain.’ Why the Home Minister gave the DEVIL case to Devilal by giving Himanshu a “KICK”?