HAIDER !!!

‘Separatist leaders Hindusthan se azaadi nahi, Pakistan se gulaami maang rahe hain.’  In 1995, a doctor performed the appendicitis operation of a patient in Srinagar. The patient was kept inside a residential house. The telephone rang and some conversation took place over the phone. If identified, blow the horn of the jeep and then detain those culprits. Who pressed the horn of the jeep? Was she inside the house when the bombardment was going on? Akhlaq Latif was gunned down. Who was sent to Mama 2? Inside the detention cell of the security forces, Roohdar made friendship with whom?

Who told you that Anantnag will be renamed as Islamabad? We know about only one Islamabad and that is in Pakistan, the nation of terrorists. Why Arshia gave a diary full of romantic poems to the military man?  ‘O Masala Dhosa maan hee nahi raha tha.’ Why Liaqat became too angry on his younger sister? Was Khurram having an illegal affair with a married woman? The doctor’s son returned back from Aligarh to moisten his eyes! ‘Kitna kush nazar aa rahe hain aap log!’

Salman & Salman were the proprietors of Video-e-Kashmir shop in Srinagar. The ‘Maine Pyar Kiya’ film of Salman Khan and Bhagyashree was a superhit movie, especially in Kashmir. Salman brothers were die-hard fans of Salman Khan. Did you still remember that superhit song, ‘Mere rang mein yun rang ne waali, paari ho ya ho paariyo ki rani, ya ho meri prem kahani?’ Pervez Lone called up Salman & Salman to know the answer of a question. ‘Mere sawal o ka jawab doh. Doh na.’ Salman & Salman were given a task. ‘Yeh toh hamare jaan hain, hamare Bhagyashree hain.’ ‘Curfew laagne wala hain, warna wahan Major Saab camp mein bolenge; Hum Aapke Hain Kaun?’

‘Waise AFSPA ke kitna kareeb hain na?’ By the way; what is the exact meaning of the Urdu word, JUTSBA? ‘Poora Kashmir kayedkhana hain mere dost.’ Who was searching for whom? ‘Jhelum Jhelum, dhoonde kinaara. Suraj dooba kinh aankhon mein, Jhelum hua khara.’ Indian Army strengthened their military powers against the Pakistani terrorists by taking some help from those innocent Kashmiri people whose relatives or family members became victims of Pakistani Terrorists. ‘Dushmano ka dushman hamara dost hain.’ In Kashmir, the word, ‘Terrorism’ is just a profitable business for politicians. ‘Pervez saab, humein kya milega?’ ‘Delhi. Maraa hua militants bhi aajkal 1 lakh ka hain.’

Khurram planned to contest in the upcoming election of Jammu and Kashmir from Koshmar as a political candidate of Jammu & Kashmir National People’s Party (JKNPP). ‘Aap election larne tak intezaar kijiye, meri larai toh suru ho gayi.’ Kashmiris have become scapegoats in the hands of both Hindusthan and Pakistan! ‘Doh haati jab ladhte hain na, toh ghaash hee kuchli jaati hain.’ Ghazala used to do emotional blackmailing with her son! ‘Kya kiya hain maine?’ ‘Emotional Blackmail!’ ‘Tu Aligarh na gaya hota; tu jaanta hain na kahan gaya hota?’ Hussain Meer gave the suggestion to send his grandson to Aligarh. ‘Azaadi! Hindusthan mein bhi laathiwala laaya, bandukwala nahi. Banduk sirf inteqam lena jaanti hain. Jab tak hum apne inteqam se azaad nahi ho jaate, tab tak koi azaadi humein azaad nahi kar sakti. Yaad rahe, inteqam se sirf inteqam payeda hota hain.’

Khurram won the election. ‘Mubarak ho Khurram saab! Aap 100 vote se jeet gaye.’ Who gave a small piece of paper to Arshia? Who made a phone call to Roohdar? Which two prisoners did not utter, ‘JAI HIND’? Hilal Meer’s dead body was buried in a graveyard near Baramulla. Salman & Salman clicked some photos. Khurram came to know that Roohdar is still alive. Pervez Lone utilized his daughter as a spy. ‘Law and Order! India aur Pakistan ne milke khela hain humse Border Border! Aab na humein chorhe Hindusthan aur na unhe chorhe Pakistan, arrey koi toh humse bhi puche ke hum kya chahte? Ush paar milenge azaadi, ish paar milenge azaadi, par leke rahenge azaadi!’ As per Khurram’s statement, Roohdar murdered the doctor. Arshia’s romance towards her lover reached at its peak. ‘Khul kabhi toh, khul kabhi kahi, main asmaan, tu meri zameen.’

‘Zaher khubsoorat hain.’ Ghazala accepted the marriage proposal of Khurram. ‘Qabool hain.’ Arshia told her father that her lover is having a gun. ‘Bismil Bismil, Bulbul Bismil. Mat mil mat mil, Gul se mat mil.’ Why Arshia became angry on her father? Salman & Salman went to heaven and Pervez Lone joined them later on. ‘Training ke liye sarhad paar jaana hoga tumhe.’ Ghazala got whose contact number from that diary full of romantic poems? ‘Arrey aao na, ki jaan gayi, jahan gaya, soh jaao. Arrey aao na ke thak gayi hain zindagi. Soh jaao. Naa shaam naa savera, andhera hee andhera, hain rooh ka basera, baash soh jaao. Arrey aao na.’

Liaqat lost his father and younger sister. Why too much blood came out from Liaqat’s head? ‘Kuch bhi ho jaaye, woh ladka zinda bachna chahiye.’ The battle started in Kashmir. Roohdar helped Ghazala to reach the spot where the battle was going on. Ghazala tried for her last time to convince Arshia’s lover to surrender. The human bomb exploded. ‘Mujhe maar de. Inteqam le le.’ Ultimately, what happened to “HAIDER”?